Because this is the best idea I've ever had.
Which isn't quite true. But it's still pretty awesome.
Can someone tell me what typeface Facebook uses? I tried all the normal web fonts, and none of them worked right. Anyway, this:
Adorable at the Wee Spaniel level. No rush though; I'm happy with this:
EDIT: Facebook uses Lucida Grande, I've just realized. I should have recognized it. I use a Mac. It's fucking everywhere.