30 October 2006

excise taxes and chemical protrusions into Joyce's "self"




And if I try,
(when I try,)
the effect is
acids and bases

09 October 2006

no fun today. just bitching.

My apartment flooded yesterday. I had to tear out my carpet, lug it down four flights of stairs

I had planned on using the entire day yesterday for catching up with homework.

I hate this. I hate being this far behind in everything. my life is shit because I can't get my shit together without everything falling apart.

It's a wonder they've let me stay in college this long.

11 September 2006

implied lines of unilateralism




Was calibratedly whining and situationally challenge.

24 August 2006

Chemicals for Kids




upside fromm chihuahua;
southbound exorcism foar Haitian
emigree

22 August 2006

13 August 2006

trebuchet dynamite



Wellbutrin provides with non-depressive goodfeelin's minus sexual side effects

27 July 2006

revisions




photo credit: http://www.flickr.com/photos/veganerotica/

was digging through my computer for stuff to revise; I found this.

I don't remember writing it, but I like it enough to work with.
working title for the revision: "Asshead"


This is just to tell you
I have objectified you.
For the purposes of this poem,
it seemed, shall we say,
convenient
to use you, use your body
and my body's reaction to your body
as a purely chemical physical
metaphor for the metaphysical
conceits of your mind
and my mind's reaction to your mind.

I'm not sure if bad poetry
about a burrito can be successfully related
to the leather bodice
that I think would be…
lovely…
with your hornrimmed glasses.

I want you, to me, to be everything
I can't have.

I want you to be
in a black satin dress,
just so,
hemmed up to here,
straps just like this,
and cut down to there.

I want to wake up
to find you reading
in the window.
Maybe Sarte,
maybe Melville.
Not Cosmo, though
(in a pinch),
I'd accept Newsweek.

I want to be single
so I can say this and feel
a little less guilt.

But it's just like I said.
I can't use your ass
to represent your head.

26 July 2006

twofer wednesday



sally saw to it that her sadducces eviscerated seven saucy satraps.




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23 July 2006

I have to say, I am puzzled by linkie winkie.

19 July 2006

Ehh, what the hell?

'cause I haven't posted anything in over 24 hours, and it seems that my iPod has a cruel sense of humor:

How does the world see me?
You're Pretty Good Looking (For a Girl) - the White Stripes

- Will I have a happy life?
At the Grassroots - Sri Darwin Gross

- What do my friends really think of me?
Steps Into Miles - Hayden

- Do people secretly lust after me?
Eleanor Rigby - The Beatles

- How can I make myself happy?
Aging Spinsters - the Magnetic Fields

- What should I do with my life?
Nobody Move, Nobody Get Hurt - We are Scientists

- Why must life be so full of pain?
Rainy Day Women #12 & 35 - Bob Dylan

- Will I ever have children?
Miss Being Mrs. - Loretta Lynn

-Will I die happy?
Sinnerman - Nina Simone

- What is some good advice for me?
Must You Throw Dirt in My Face? - Merle Haggard and Carl Jackson

-What is happiness?
Walk and Talk - Van Morrison

-What's my favorite fetish?
Spooky - Classics IV

- What's my love life like?
Masterplan - My Morning Jacket

- What is sex with me like?
tcp d3 12 5 dashes I say again irdial - the Conet Project

-What's my life motto?
Hand in Hand - Elvis Costello

- What do my parents think of me?
Dog Pound Hop (Ren & Stimpy Theme) - Screamin' Liederhosen

- What does my best friend think of me?
Looking for a Way Out - Uncle Tupelo

- What's my favorite hobby?
With me Tonight - the Beach Boys

- What's the worst thing about me?
Paralyzed - Bob Mould

- How does my significant other feel about me?
Stupidity Tries - Elliott Smith

- What is my wedding going to be like?
Let Down - Radiohead

- What about my honeymoon?
I Wonder Where Our Love Has Gone - the Mountain Goats

- Describe the last day of my life?
Requiem, Opus 48 (Pie Jesu) by Gabriel Faure - Oford Camerata

- Why does life suck?
Oh Boy! - Buddy Holly

- Why does life rule?
Portland, Oregon - Loretta Lynn

- What will I be famous for?
" " by Sigur Ros

16 July 2006

twisted and fed with worthless foam from the mouth


adopt your own virtual pet!

sexual congressional oversight



sandy, oh mandy.

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Spacemen, go home!



I did not sleep and this is the result: of my candid optimistic glattery

15 July 2006

slight of hans



Sanford McLean breakdanced his leg apart one time on Washingotn Strasse

14 July 2006

Your Southern Can is Mind



A suit and coat gathers no moss, and I am a fool in mossiness.

April's cot is terribly smashing



it is a supersized grapefruit trawler.

13 July 2006

It said "2 rarieties--girl robs bank"

The dog cowers when he sees a newspaper.

I can't say I blame him.

The headlines are worse than the news.