slight of hans

Sanford McLean breakdanced his leg apart one time on Washingotn Strasse

Your Southern Can is Mind

A suit and coat gathers no moss, and I am a fool in mossiness.

April's cot is terribly smashing

it is a supersized grapefruit trawler.

It said "2 rarieties--girl robs bank"

The dog cowers when he sees a newspaper.

I can't say I blame him.

The headlines are worse than the news.